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Mazinger Z perpetuo
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Disee.... hola doctor,odio a mi padre,odio a mi madre, odio a mi hermano,odio a toda mi familia,odio a todo el mundo
El doctor dise...y a mi que me cuenta.
Usted no es el medico del odio
Pues no,yo soy el medico del odo ,del odoooo
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Dinagiga (1998)
Dinagiga (1998)

Hey habeis puesto algo en la segunda pagina que hace que me salte el aviso de Chrome de "Peligro: Se ha detectado software peligroso"

Y no, no es un chiste...

pd

Y en la primera tambien... esto me huele a que alguien se cambio de firma o avatar y es lo que hace que me salte

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Astrogangar (1972)
Astrogangar (1972)

Bien, antes de la entrevista le voy a hacer un peque?o test de aptitud, debe contestar s o no ?lo ha entendido?
S o no.
Esto promete.
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Estoy preocupao me gustan todas las mujeres menos la ma
Tranquilo a todos nos pasa igual nos gustan todas las mujeres menos la tuya.
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Mazinger Z perpetuo
Mazinger Z perpetuo

Hola buenas noches se?ores de este foro y se?oras tambin.

Se pueden contar aqui en este lugar chistes de follar?

Si no no pasa nada no se le cuentan y ya est.

Grasias de antemano muchas,ale adios
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      sisquet escribió:
Hola buenas noches se?ores de este foro y se?oras tambin.

Se pueden contar aqui en este lugar chistes de follar?

Si no no pasa nada no se le cuentan y ya est.

Grasias de antemano muchas,ale adios


Claro co?o.
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Mazinger Z perpetuo
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Pues ale a contalo,aprovecho que es tarde y ya no estamos en horario infantil.

Esto era un gato que iba caminando por la acera y se encuentra con otro gato el cual iba muy contento todo acicalado arreglado y perfumado.
Y le pregunta: oye a donde vas tan contento y arreglado?
Que a donde voy?Pues a follar.
A follar? Y eso que es?
Como que eso que es,no sabes lo que es follar?
Pues no, no lo se.
Madre ma no has follado nunca?
Pues no , que es follar?
Que que es follar,follar es lo mejor del mundo,lo mejor que existe, no hay nada como follar,todo el mundo desea follar.
Ostia pues si que debe ser bueno eso de follar.Puedo follar yo?
Pues claro que si, sigueme que yo se un sitio ideal.
Se van los dos gatos a follar..,perooo...por el camino se cruzan con un perro enorme,el cual cuando ve a los dos gatos les empieza a perseguir.
Empiezan a correr los dos gatos y el perro detrs.
En eso que llegan a un buzn de correos,y empiezan a dar vueltas alrededor del buzn,y venga a dar vueltas y vueltas y vueltasel gato que no haba follado nunca iva el ultimo y el perro abra y cerraba la boca como un poseso intentando morderle,el gato se giraba y vea esa boca enorme a punto de morderle,y en eso coge el gato que no haba follado nunca( que estaba ya reventao de tanto correr ) y le toca con la pata al otro gato que iba delante y le dice:
Oyeeeee
Que quiereeeeeees?le dice el otro gato
Miraaa tu no seeee pero yoooooo FOLLO!!!! Una vuelta mas y me voy EEHHHH!!!!
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No lo pillo amigo zizk...me lo explicas Smile

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Osti Coquis amigo.....pos que mal me explico,ya no se mas.
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Ancient Getter Robot perpetuo

Yo tampoco lo pillo.

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Venga hombre,no manga?eis.
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      sisquet escribió:
Venga hombre,no manga?eis.


Te prometo por el prepucio del getter emperor que no lo he pillado.
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Osti.
Amos a ver ,alguien del foro a pillao la gracia del chiste de los gatos que fueron a follar.

Po favo e importante saberlo. Asias.
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      sisquet escribió:
Osti.
Amos a ver ,alguien del foro a pillao la gracia del chiste de los gatos que fueron a follar.

Po favo e importante saberlo. Asias.


Yo te prometo que tampoco lo he pillado. Y mira que le he dado vueltas...
He acabado pensando que tiene que ver con alguna palabra que digis por tu regin, o por como usena con vuestro acento o no se.
Lo mismo si lo contara chiquito con algunos Jaaarls, no puedooor, y duodenalees la cosa habra sido distinta xD

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He intentado arreglarlo. Sigue sin tener sentido aviso.

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Mazinger Z perpetuo

Minoooos
Eso si es una versin entendedora jajajajaja.Yo me he reido,claro como se el sentido de la historia, si es que lo tiene claro,jajajaja.
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Mazinger Z perpetuo

Bueno a ver.Un gato se jartaba de follar,el otro no haba follado nunca.El gato follador invita a la otro gato para que aprenda ,se lo lleva con el a un lugar donde le esperan las gatitas,pero con la mala pata que por el camino se cruzan con un perro enorme que los persigue con malas intenciones,llegan al buzn empiezan a dar decenas de vueltas,el perro intentando morder al gato virgen que iva detrs al cual el gato follador no le ha explicado ningun detalle de lo que es follar,pensando el gato virgen que follar es dar vueltas al buzn mientras te persigue un perro,y claro si eso tan maravilloso de lo que hablaba el otro es correr dando vueltas delante de un perro que su intencin es matarte a bocaos,pues que pens el gato virgen:esto de follar ser una maravilla para el otro pero yo no le veo la gracia y con follar una vuelta mas para mi es mas que suficiente pa toa la vida.

Este chiste me lo conto un amigo mo que me iso llorar de la risa,pero ya veo que por aqui no acaba deee....Very HappyVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy
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Transformers (1985)

Es que el final est mal redactado, yo me supona algo as pero la frase final no est bien puesta Razz
An con la explicacin ese chiste ha batido records de lamentabilidad en este tema xD

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Osti, pues por aqui por les terres del Ebre lo explicamos tal cual,lo que pasa es que al igual al contarlo en castellano........pos pierde la gracia.Que le vamos a aser,la intencin era buena,al fin y al cabo es lo que cuenta.Que en catal sera al cap i a la fi es el que compta.

Saludos compa?ero y disculpad el humor lamentable de sisquet.
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Dinagiga (1998)

Esto es un frances, un portugues y un gales.....

Lo pillais?




No?



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      sisquet escribió:
Osti, pues por aqui por les terres del Ebre lo explicamos tal cual,lo que pasa es que al igual al contarlo en castellano........pos pierde la gracia.Que le vamos a aser,la intencin era buena,al fin y al cabo es lo que cuenta.Que en catal sera al cap i a la fi es el que compta.

Saludos compa?ero y disculpad el humor lamentable de sisquet.


No hay que pedir perdon to, has ganado el juego. Lo que tienes que pedir es el trofeo del premio xD

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